The Back Into Shape Workout DVD was a six week regime designed to have teenagers knocking one out every time the player was free or mum had gone to Iceland.
Melinda Messenger glamour model sexy pictures
Vital Statistics: 34DD-22-34
Modelling Career: 90s
A long time now! After Melinda Messenger was spotted in an ad for a local double glazing company in her bra and knickers (it was so popular that local lads were stealing them from off bus shelters to take home and, well, do what local lads to at that age) and the tabloids picked up on the story, there was no stopping her.
Under the same management as uber glamour legend Samantha Fox, Melinda Messenger picked up the ‘coveted’ Rear of the Year award in 1997. Admittedly she had to share the award with poor man’s Elton John, Gary ‘The Fridge’ Barlow (no, not because he’s built like a refrigerator, bit because he can empty one in one sitting).
Other esteemed winners of the award include Barbara ‘Ger aart a maa pab!’ Windsor, Michael ‘Dip in the Pool?’ Barrymore, Ronan ‘Can I tarmac your drive?’ Keating, and Will ‘The Joker’ Young. If that wasn’t enough, Melinda Messenger then went on to become the ‘Girl of the Thrillenium’ for The Sun newspaper.
Be on the TV! Since quitting as a full on full-time glamour puss, Melinda Messenger has forged herself a very successful television career. Okay, so she’s not anchoring the BBC news but her shows include Eurotrash (French comic, fashion faggot, tits and Melinda Messenger), Fort Boyard (French countryside, Catweazel, tits solving puzzles and Melinda Messenger), Celebrity Big Brother 2002 (boy band foppish adulterer Mark Owen, frazzled game show host divorcee Les Dennis, oversized knacker bag morning presenter Ann Diamond, drum ‘n’ bass hobo Goldie, professional lesbian Sue Perkins, tits and Melinda Messenger), Dancing on Ice (frozen Old Compton Street love in on snow with tits and Melinda Messenger) and in 2009 Live from Studio Five (inane topical gossip with loud-mouthed shag nasty ex-pro footballer, Ian Wright, Alan Sugar reject with tits and Melinda Messenger).
Melinda Messenger’s also had shows of her own in the buxom shape of Channel 5’s Melinda’s Big Night In and the fantastically titled Messenger of Doom where contestants took challenges to guarantee their survival. Failure saw Melinda Messenger appear clad only in leather condemning the weary punter to be 'Sent to your doom, foolish traveller!', which translated as 20 minutes in an ice bath in your pants. Sadly, Messenger of Doom never made it past pilot. We say, how?
Well, it’s hard to knock all the A list telly, but following in the footsteps of Cindy Crawford with her own work out program in 2000 is hard to beat.
The Back Into Shape Workout DVD was a six week regime designed to have teenagers knocking one out every time the player was free or mum had gone to Iceland (for overseas readers, not the country but the low cost supermarket chain where every product has been cryogenically frozen even the staff).
Melinda Messenger also famously was Gotcha’d by whacky TV bearded man Noel Edmonds. Is it us, but the older Noel gets the more he looks like he should be on the Child Sex Offenders list.