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Andrea Nemcova’s illustrious film CV includes such classics as ‘Blood Countess’ (vampire based lesbian sex), ‘Mistress of Souls’ (prisoner based lesbian sex).
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From: Czech Republic
Vital Statistics: 34-24-34
Modelling: Late 1990s
At 5’10” and with legs that seem to go on for an eternity, there really wasn’t too much else stunning Andrea Nemcova was going to do but become a model.
Born in Tabor, in the Czech Republic, Andrea Nemcova moved to Prague to study before the leggy lovely was spotted and hauled over to the UK and US to model skimpy underwear.
Andrea Nemcova famously starred in a string of saucy ADs for lingerie maker Pretty Polly. The shots of Andrea Nemcova in just a pair of white cotton knickers proved so popular that in 1999 she had her pert posterior insured for a cool million quid.
At the time Andrea Nemcova had the most expensive bottom in the world and was quoted as saying: “I don’t know why but clients seem to prefer my bottom to my face.”
Once established as a Pretty Polly model it wasn’t too long before Andrea Nemcova’s phone started ringing off the hook with offers of work and she soon she appeared all over the pages of the men’s glossies like FHM and Maxim.
After appearing in just about every magazine known to man, Andrea Nemcova turned her pretty pins to the world of movie acting. Well we say movies but the type of stuff Andrea Nemcova played the leading lady in was hardly Oscar winning.
In fact it was more skewed towards the erotic (no bad thing), fetish (no bad thing), women’s prison (no), vampire lust (hmm) and Czechploitation (what?) genres, if there’s such a thing.
Andrea Nemcova’s illustrious film CV includes such classics as ‘Blood Countess’ (vampire based lesbian sex), ‘Mistress of Souls’ (prisoner based lesbian sex), ‘The Slave Huntress’ (hunting based lesbian sex), ‘Twisted Love’ (slave based lesbian sex) and ‘Delta of Venus’ (Nazi based lesbian sex).
See the connection here? What we’re waiting for now is an Andrea Nemcova movie that’s about a Nazi vampire who hunts girls and keeps them in a prison as slaves and makes them have lesbian sex.
Sadly there’s little chance of this happening as Andrea Nemcova has turned away from erotic thrillers for a more conventional career on TV reading the news. We think it would be pretty awesome if she blended the two and presented the evening headlines dressed as a neck biting countess who chains up and whips the sports reporter before having full on lesbian sex with the weather girl.
Could work, well it works for us, but it’s unlikely to happen so we suggest you check out Andrea Nemcova’s back catalogue for your own er, research purposes.
Aside from the head turning Pretty Polly campaign we think that it’s got to be for her performance in the movie ‘Blood Countess’. We’ll tell you now that it’s a bag of old shit as a script and not something you could even attempt to play the ‘art darling’ card on your better half, but for straight up fetish lesbian vampire girl on girl time for a Kleenex action, it’s up there.
In this erotic romp Andrea Nemcova takes the role of real-life serial killer and lesbian murderer the 17th Century Hungarian aristocrat, Elisabeth Bathory. Together with Vlad Tepes (the sweetly named Impaler), Bathory became the prototype inspiration for the modern vampire idea.
Just like the classic Hammer movie ‘Countess Dracula’ Andrea Nemcova’s ‘Blood Countess’ is a sexy, erotic slasher packed with plenty of naughty vampire sex moments.