Name: Sophie Howard
From: Southport
Vital statistics: 34F-24-36
Modelling: 2000s

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Sexy Sophie Howard’s route into the men’s magazines and glamour modelling is slightly more unusual than the norm. Sophie Howard attended a Catholic school in Southport and was even a fully paid up member of the Salvation Army until she sprouted breasts. For overseas readers, the Sally Army is a tambourine-shaking, uniform-wearing offshoot of the god squad who generally do nice things like raise cash for the poor at tea dances.

Sophie Howard’s breasts didn’t just sprout though, they literally over ran her chest garden until she was blessed with a healthy natural F cup. At this point she left the Salvation Army and decided to put her breasts to good use by stripping for a living. That is about the biggest career paradox we think we’ve ever come across. However, the thought of Sophie Howard in a Salvation Army uniform now seems to work for us.

Sophie Howard’s story then goes from odd to surreal. As a working stripper she decided to move in with her lesbian grand mother whose one solitary condition for the room was that she could have the occasional suckle on Sophie Howard’s more than ample knockers now and again.

Sophie Howard balancing stripping by night and a creative writing course by day agreed and grandma duly got to wrap her gummy jaw around Sophie's pert nipples at her want.

After three years of her granny’s breast massages Sophie Howard decided enough was enough and sent her pictures to Loaded magazine who snapped her up for their Sauna Girls feature.

At the same time newspaper, The Daily Star offered Sophie Howard a contract to appear topless. With this she moved down out of Granny’s gummy reach and headed south to London.

Of course Sophie Howard couldn’t kick the stripping bug, despite being quoted as saying she was “rubbish” at it and got herself a job at Stringfellows showing her amazing breasts off to eager punters with cash to splash.

Sophie Howard said of her time stripping: “I'd go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off. Well, with lapdancing, you had to put in three minutes, but if the guy was a bit minging you made it last one-and-a-half. If they were hot, you'd do it all night!”

Sophie Howard became a regular and favourite in the men’s weeklies and monthlies and it’s a little known fact that she has appeared on the cover of Loaded more times than any other girl in the magazine’s history.

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Sophie Howard loves a tattoo, in fact her body has 12 of them splashed over her skin, though during the majority of her modelling career they were all airbrushed out.

Sophie Howard’s adoration of the 'tat' started at 18 when she got a star tattooed on her wrist to see what it would be like and from here the obsession developed.

Sophie Howard now has three stars on her back, a heart behind her ear and a hand grenade on the right side of her ribs.

Sophie Howard also sports a Super Nintendo standby switch and a Mario mushroom on either ankle with them representing power and life respectively. And the fact that she’s a big fan of old Nintendo games.

If that wasn’t enough in the ‘body art’ department, Sophie Howard also has two tattoos of a heart, one whole one broken, on undisclosed regions of her body. Quick memo to Sophie Howard: if you’re reading this please drop us a line and update us with this vital piece of information.

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As if allowing granny to gag on her ‘thrupenny bits’ wasn’t mad enough, Sophie Howard has also been embroiled in quite a few other bizarre sexual trysts.

In 2006 Sophie Howard was involved in a sex scandal at her local gym when an elderly woman started flirting with her in the changing rooms before begging to suckle on the model’s knockers. Can you see a theme developing here?

In 2007 Sophie Howard confessed to having bisexual tendencies (no shit Sherlock) revealing that she willingly (always a plus) engaged in a threesome with a couple (couple of what? Senior citizens) while sunning herself on holiday in Ayia Napa.

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