With news breaking that Jessica Jane Clement is headed into the Australian Bush to 'star' in game show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here', we thought we'd best compile a gallery of the sexy model doing her thing in lingerie.

Jessica Jane Clement will be headed down under with fellow unknown entity Mark Wright, a man (just) largely known for being 24 and living in Essex.

Slightly higher up the celebrity alphabet system of fame (round about W listing here) is some old woman from the mildly amusing TV show Benidorm and McFly's bass player... not even the f**king singer for god's sake and so unknown we doubt his own band mates know who he is!

Still higher up the heady hill of fame (about 50ft with an Everest to scale) we have the gay bloke who works in the sweatshop on Coronation Street, Antony Cotton and pint-sized, retired jockey Willie Carson (Christ at least he won something, even if his horses did pretty much all the work).

Close to the summit of success now, we find ex-athlete Fatima Whitbread, who we've placed in the fame clouds purely on the basis that she actually had to train and work hard as opposed to starring in dross TV while waiting for Hello!'s pay cheque for that 'charity' shoot with orphaned dolphins accidentally caught on camera.

Then tripping the light fantastic in the hall of fame it's got to be ex-Emmerdale harpie Lorraine Chase. A woman so wooden her acting can give you splinters, Chase also experienced fame in the 70s as the Campari girl from 'Luton airport'. Yes a TV ad made her famous... for about a week... because of her accent, inability to act and shite annunciation of basic words.

We've got to hand it to Lorraine that despite the critics clubbing her ego to death at every attempt she keeps on surfacing from the depths of obscurity to illuminate our screens. She really must have no shame... or money or no idea what else to do.

Just out-stepping Lorraine on the fickle fame ladder is Stephanie Powers who played opposite screen smoothie Robert Wagner in 80s hit crime show Hart To Hart. For those of you not even born then, Steph played Wagner's millionaire MILF wife with the two enjoying a jet set lifestyle while simultaneously spoiling the criminal intentions of just about every thief and murderer in the world...well California.

Since the show was cancelled we've never heard of her since, but she must be knocking on the door of ninety, so we hope they go easy on her out there.

King of the hill though, in our humble opinion, has to be Freddie Starr. Now we're in the big league here as 30 years ago Freddie was a true A-lister, famous for eating someone's hamster and marching around the stage dressed as Hitler in shorts and wellington boots.

Actually, we rather liked Freddie, possibly because we were in a nappy, but probably because he seemed genuinely simple and most likely educationally subnormal.

Anyway, as if it couldn't get any better, the whole show is topped off by the creme de la creme of ITV's talent powerhouse, presenters Ant & Dec, or PJ and Duncan depending how much you loathe their very cretinous, smug, self-serving existence.

So, if this round-up hasn't got your televisual taste buds frothing at the bung hole and ready to tune in we don't know what will... oh, the possibility that Jessica Jane Clement might shower half-naked for the cameras might make it worth a glance, eh? As she's famous for taking her clothes off with cameras around we think there's a fair chance of this happening.

Though we'd wager we might trade that treat to see a large sharpened stake shoved up Mark Wright's ass hole... slowly. The only problem with this sure-fire rating's winner is that they wouldn't quite know which end of him to start the insertion!